Seemingly all of the world’s hottest stars and celebs turned out at Coachella 2015, from Kendall and Kylie Jenner, to Rihanna and the always babin’ Carmen Electra. David Hasselhoff, alas, was not one of them.
Oh, he was there. But the Hoff’s attempt at blending in with the valley crowd was akin to your dad taking a whole bunch of drugs, squeezing back into…
