When your alarm went off this morning, there was probably a brief, shining moment when you thought the events of yesterday were just a bad Final Destination-style nightmare, only to be hit seconds later with the crushing realisation that nope, US President Donald Trump is an actual thing, and you are legitimately waking up to a strange new Trumpian chapter of history.
The music world, which has been almost universally united against The Donald since he announced his intentions to run for the top job, has largely been left gobsmacked by yesterday’s ‘American Brexit’ plot twist, especially since all the pre-election polls had predicted Republican candidate Hillary Clinton to bag the White House gig.
So now while we wait to see if those who vowed to move to Australia — should Trump be elected — actually follow through, you can catch some of the reactions from Aussie musos like Illy, Alison Wonderland and Briggs — plus US heavyweights like Katy Perry, Corey Taylor, Courtney Love and Trumploads more — below.
Reactions From Australia…
Illy:
https://twitter.com/illyal/status/796214346846089216
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT PUMPKIN LIZARD
— Illy (@illyal) November 9, 2016
Alison Wonderland:
Idiocracy: a film based on a true story from the future
— ALISON WONDERLAND (@awonderland) November 9, 2016
This is a time to stand up for what you believe in & show love over fear & hate
— ALISON WONDERLAND (@awonderland) November 9, 2016
Briggs:
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796221862384500737
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796225871933632514
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796234204178591744
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796242222257610754
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796243550090297344
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796254097514991616
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796258367714885632
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796326800733278208
https://twitter.com/BriggsGE/status/796329310592212992
The Rubens:
Our Nan can't speak due to a stroke but managed to say "oh shitty" as @realDonaldTrump walked out. Love you Nan X #Election2016 #Trump
— The Rubens (@therubensmusic) November 9, 2016
The Preatures:
Beautiful night for the end of the free world #ElectionNight pic.twitter.com/Bbw9xW0MHh
— The Preatures (@ThePreatures) November 9, 2016
Peter Garrett:
? Trump victory: Global unease, uncertainty, repression. America; split, recession, no human rights. Australia; alone, time to stand up.
— Peter Garrett (@pgarrett) November 9, 2016
Hot on the heels of the endorsement of the Klu Klux Klan, Pauline Hanson, Bernadi et al & the frisson of anticipation from Putin comes Tony. https://t.co/xwSAAiH5To
— Peter Garrett (@pgarrett) November 9, 2016
Negative Ones From Across The World…
Moby:
Moby wrote an exasperated open letter to Billboard, expressing his frustration that a man he dubbed “an actual sociopath” was voted in over Hillary Clinton:
america, why are you so afraid of evidence?
you smoke cigarettes,naively believing they won’t kill you. you eat garbage, believing it won’t make you sick and obese. and now you’ve elected donald trump.
’christians’ and family-values voters have en masse helped elect a twice divorced man who openly brags about infidelity and committing sexual assault. 30% of latinos have helped elect a man who has routinely maligned latinos and called mexicans ‘rapists’. 45% of women have helped elect a man who brags about ‘grabbing women by the pussy’ and has called women ‘pigs’ & ‘slobs’. business-minded middle america has en masse helped elect a man who has led roughly half of his businesses to bankruptcy and lost close to a billion dollars in 1995 alone. and blue collar middle america has en masse helped elect a trust-fund baby who has, over-time, inherited over $600,000,000.00 from his father.
and in the process you’ve denied the presidency to an experienced and erudite woman whose only shortcoming is being on the receiving end of a 30 year right-wing smear campaign. as a life long progressive i’m supposed to be diplomatic and understanding, but america, what the fuck is wrong with you? but then i ask myself, very sadly, why am i surprised? this is the same america that eats at burger king and is baffled as to why it ends up obese and cancerous and dying this is the same america who thinks that granting health care to 20,000,000 people is somehow treasonous.
and this is the america who has now elected a dim-witted, racist, misogynist. a dim-witted, racist, misogynist who has ruined businesses and has no policy proposals other than ‘build a wall’. i guess there will be some cold, bitter schadenfreude in spending the next 4 years watching middle america wake up to the fact that donald trump is an incompetent con-man.
the rust belt jobs won’t come back. the wall won’t get built. and hillary won’t get locked up.
donald trump will be impeached, or end his presidency with single digit approval ratings. and hopefully, somehow, america will finally wake up the fact that republicans are, simply, terrible. reagan and bush sr. and the republicans ruined the economy, bill clinton and the democrats fixed it. george w. bush and the republicans ruined the economy all over again, obama and the democrats fixed it. in some baffling, habitual masochism americans keep going back to what’s bad for them, whether it’s food or political parties.
and the climate will suffer. the inner cities will suffer. children will suffer. animals will suffer. gun deaths will continue to skyrocket. we will suffer. all because americans live in this delusional, upside down world wherein they’re unwilling to look at evidence.
but here are the facts: junk food makes you fat and kills you. cigarettes give you cancer. and donald trump is a racist and a misogynist who has ruined countless businesses and will be the worst president our country has ever, ever seen.
-moby
Katy Perry:
Gonna cry my false eye lashes off tonight. /p>— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) November 9, 2016
Chuck D (Public Enemy):
Hitler Is Real #meinTrump
— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) November 9, 2016
China ., Russia , the African continent, Mexico, South America , Europe all looking at USA on some smfh sht. Voting is like washing your ass
— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) November 9, 2016
Slipknot’s Corey Taylor:
I didn't think my country could be this fucking stupid or hateful.
I'm disgusted.
I won't tell you 'I told you so' when he tries to fuck you— fuck your checkmark (@CoreyTaylorRock) November 9, 2016
Do yourself a favor: find some friends in the black/latino/LGBT+ communities tonight. They're going to need your help- possibly protection.
— fuck your checkmark (@CoreyTaylorRock) November 9, 2016
And on his previous assertions that he’d move to an island if Trump got elected:
It was a joke. I'm not leaving. We're all gonna need each other now. https://t.co/TKwcrh5gta
— fuck your checkmark (@CoreyTaylorRock) November 9, 2016
Courtney Love:
https://twitter.com/Courtney/status/796229057729871872
Flying Lotus:
https://twitter.com/flyinglotus/status/796197989081485312
https://twitter.com/flyinglotus/status/796201882779676672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Questlove:
We Had One Job.
— ?st (@questlove) November 9, 2016
Deadmau5:
What So Not:
I hope you're Fuck Ig happy with yourselves…
— WHAT SO NOT (@WhatSoNot) November 9, 2016
Best Coast:
the ONLY thing making me feel slightly better about this devastating event is knowing we are all in this together. My heart is with you all.
— Bethany Cosentino (@BethanyCoast) November 9, 2016
Lady Gaga:
say a prayer America
— #VoteHillary (@ladygaga) November 9, 2016
Janelle Monae:
Ashamed of you right now. Ashamed.
— Janelle Monáe????? (@JanelleMonae) November 9, 2016
Cher:
world will never be the same. I feel Sad for the young.will never be more than the toilet, I’ve used as a symbol 4 Him.
U Can’t Polish— Cher (@cher) November 9, 2016
The National’s Aaron Dessner
Diplo:
The next four years are gonna just be a never ending loop of duck dynasty
— diplo (@diplo) November 9, 2016
Beach House:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMmWUEEDiKh/
Chance The Rapper:
If you wanna cry watch Van Jones give the first cognizant minority understanding of the election on CNN tonight. He just made it real.
— Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) November 9, 2016
Mac Demarco
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMlZD35A0Db/
Guns N’ Roses’ Duff McKagan:
Holy sh*t
— Duff McKagan (@DuffMcKagan) November 9, 2016
Mark Holcomb (Periphery):
That's the sound of the rest of the world laughing at us.
— Mark Holcomb (@MarkPeriphery) November 9, 2016
Jake Bowen (Periphery):
When I was a young boy, people told me any US citizen could become the President. I didn't think this is what they meant.
— Jake Bowen (@JakePeriphery) November 9, 2016
Trivium’s Paolo Gregoletto:
https://twitter.com/TriviumPaolo/status/796256382685155328
M.I.A:
https://twitter.com/MIAuniverse/status/796311165366398976
Sky Ferreira:
Mykki Bianco:
https://twitter.com/MykkiBlanco/status/796280532460077056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
And the positive ones…
Jon Bon Jovi:
What makes America great is our ability to have our voices hear. Today we're ALL Americans. Let the healing begin. -Jon Bon Jovi
— Bon Jovi (@BonJovi) November 9, 2016
Asking Alexandria’s Danny Worsnop:
https://twitter.com/dannyworsnop/status/796278574185639936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/dannyworsnop/status/796279010556858368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Nikki Sixx:
I love America.I hope we can grow from this.
— ? (@NikkiSixx) November 9, 2016
Anthrax’s Scott Ian:
Hey guys relax. I'm 17 hours in the future here in Japan and everything is OK.
— Scott Ian (@Scott_Ian) November 9, 2016
DJ Ashba (Sixx AM, Ex-Guns N’ Roses):
https://twitter.com/DjASHBA/status/796274130941153280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Ted Nugent:
— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) November 9, 2016