"After the attack in Paris at the Bataclan concert venue, we analyzed the scenario with the police and gained some…
He's a BIG FAT PHONY.
And no it's not 'Hammerhead'.
Best served with a thermos full of double-strength coffee.
Has their time come?
CONSPIRACY?
"There's just all these really cool elements that we've never really allowed ourselves to go into."
The British heartthrobs just can't get enough.
But at least they're back together, right?
"Now we're stuck in the fucking camp site punching cannies."
FFS.
That awkward moment when you take "Appetite For Destruction" too literally.
"Where's Bindi Irwin when you need her?"
"Probably not what you're expecting but it's going to be special."
Karl is creepin up in your Splendour campsite, hurling truth grenades and blowing minds like it ain't no thing.
It's been a long and winding journey, but he was finally at Splendour last night.
The multi-talented singer graciously stepped in to do our job for us.
"We can’t apologise enough for last night’s slow departure."