With Promise Of The Real in tow.
Meet 'Chance The Wrapper'.
They are "disgusted by this association".
"I will fight through this like I've fought through the many other obstacles in my life."
Will it never end?!
"It's the best I've heard of Tool."
Delicious
How is this even still happening
But also just so weird
They're offering free beer and pizza to those who rock up early enough
100% confirmed
"Hey don't kick him, muddy shoes, he's got a white suit on!"
"I didn't know she had a Jeep, and it's a nice lookin' one... It's perfect for the desert!"
"You relinquished your right to complain about noise when you sought out a lease next to a famous nightspot."
Is there anything he can't do?
Surprise!
"A significant contingent of overt and covert police will be patrolling the festival."
WTAF.