The Gallagher bros biff is BACK ON like donkey kong.
The ex-Oasis bandmates’ ongoing public domestic reignited today after Liam Gallagher saw fit to slag off his brother Noel in a Twitter blast, colourfully dubbing him a “potato” (strangely, not the only fruit-and-veg related insult that’s been slung around in the media today) before dashing fans’ hopes of a musical reunion by adding “FUCK OASIS”.
But it’s far from the first time that the music industry’s most loveable fraternal c-units have slung some very public shit at each other.
In fact, their top banter dating all the way back to the Oasis days was filled with expletive-laden slag pellets aimed squarely at each other’s faces.
And to celebrate the bros’ beef getting fired back up on the fookin’ barbie, we thought we’d look back in anger at some of their best Gallager-on-Gallagher sledges over the years.
Enjoy, m8s.
13 Of The Best Gallagher On Gallagher Sledges
Best Gallagher On Gallagher Sledges
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Noel on Liam:
(After a heckler at his solo show yelled "Where's Liam?") “Liam’s at home looking at himself in the mirror. Fortunately he’s still not as big as a cunt as you are.” - 2015 -
Liam On Noel:
“I like Noel outside the band. Human Noel – that’s my brother – I fucking adore him and I’d do anything for him. But the geezer that’s in this fucking business, he’s one of the biggest cocks in the universe.” - 2013 -
Noel On Liam:
“I read these interviews with him and I don’t know who the guy is who’s in these interviews, he seems really cool, because the guy I’ve been in a band with for the last 18 years is a fucking knobhead.” - 2008 -
Liam On Noel:
"Noel's got an old man vibe going on, our kid. Big woolly jumpers and cardigans... Terry Wogan, Val Doonican shit." - 2009 -
Noel On Liam:
(When Oasis were still together) “We're going to do a live album when I run out of ideas for songs, or if Liam starts writing Oasis songs (ha ha ha).” -
Liam On Noel:
“Shitbag” - 2011 -
Noel On Liam:
(Explaining why Liam was not at the Q awards, where Oasis was named Best Act in the World) "He’s gone to the zoo. The monkeys are bringing their kids to go and have a look at him." - 2006 -
Noel On Liam:
"I love our kid, just not as much as I love pot noodles." -
Liam On Noel:
"[If Noel swapped personalities with SpongeBob Squarepants] I’d ask him for his autograph and a kiss and cuddle.” - 2006 -
Noel On Liam:
“He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.” - 2009 -
Liam On Noel:
"I don't give a fuck what awards he gets. Ivor Novello Award? What is it? Don't want anything to do with that shit." - 2011 -
Noel On Liam:
"It’s a good thing we don’t live in the US where guns are more accessible,because I’d have blown his head off by now. The problem is I can’t fire him because me ma would kill me." -
Noel On Liam Slagging Noel:
"I buy [magazines] when Liam's on the front – 'cos I know he'll be slagging me off. There was one point when Beady Eye was out, but I wasn’t doing anything, and Liam was on the cover of NME every few weeks, basically saying, 'Noel's a cunt'. I'd go into the newspaper shop and me two Asian mates, they'd be reading it under counter. 'You come for this?' I'd see them wincing: 'It's not a good one…' 'I know.' 'I don’t think he likes you very much.' 'Yeah, I don't think he likes anyone very much'."
