An amateur Aussie rapper has been charged with stealing and assaulting a police officer after a Gold Coast magistrate heard that he literally swam away from a $621.30 bill at a local seafood restaurant.
The ABC reports that Terry Peck, who raps under the name 2pec (get it? Like 2pac?), allegedly consumed 17 oyster shooters, a baby octopus, two lobsters and several beers…
