“Drummers Smart, You Dumb,” Says New Scientific Study

Why did the drummer cross the road? To bone up on how to use magnetism to compress aluminium or lithium metal bands around a deuterium-tritium fuel pellet to initiate fusion in an effort to replace existing rocket fuels, dummy.

That’s right, it turns out drummers may be more than the thick-headed beat keepers they’ve long been portrayed as. As reported by The…

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