A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a First Order commander had a lot of feelings.
Turns out Kylo Ren is not only sensitive to the force, he’s just plain sensitive, not that you could possibly understand what he’s going through.
*applies black eyeliner*
my parents don't understand me and i hate them
*applies black helmet*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
One of the internet’s most formidable LOLjedi has created a parody Twitter account, reimagining the helmeted bad guy from Star Wars: The Force Awakens as an emo kid, and the results will make you laugh so hard you just might Sith your pants.
Emo Kylo Ren posts brooding tweets from the Dark Side about his life as a non-Rebel conformist, covering his various struggles from pursuing Darth Vader’s legacy to basic haircare.
Check out some of his best tweets below.
WARNING: may give away elements of the plot and tips for expertly applying guyliner.
you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*calligraphies DARTH VADER on the cover of all his notebooks in black magic marker*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
grandpa
does my hair look okay— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary
I told hux I did not think much of his name for our band
he said I should go solo
I told him never to mention that name again— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now
also we are out of conditioner— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano*
*painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*makes a mixtape but it's just My Immortal and Darth Vader's theme over and over*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*serenading vader's burned-out helmet* wake me up inside
(i can't wake up) wake me up inside— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*comes downstairs in pajamas*
*clears throat* there's been an awakening
are there pancakes?— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*jar won't open*
*takes jar into kitchen*
*much grunting*
*three hours pass*
*entire kitchen is destroyed except jar which remains sealed*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*force-slams his bedroom door*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*picks out all the green and blue M&Ms and just eats the red ones*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
