A Helpful Guide To Nabbing Splendour In The Grass Tickets Before They Sell Out

UPDATE: Here’s Your Splendour In The Grass 2018 Ticket-Buying Guide

ORIGINAL STORY: Alright you maggots. It’s the eve of Splendour In The Grass‘s official ticket sale date and you’ve only got one chance not to fuck this up.

So here’s the drill: Eminem may not be on this year’s SITG lineup, but a crap-tonne of other huge acts are, including but not limited to Queens Of The Stone AgeLCD SoundsystemThe xxVance Joy, Peking Duk and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE STEPPING ON EACH OTHER’S DICKS TRYING TO GET TICKETS WHEN THEY GO ON SALE AT 9AM SHARP TOMORROW.

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But if you follow our instructions on this, the eve of battle, you’ll maximise your chances of coming out of there alive with Splendour In The Grass tickets.

UPDATE: Here’s Your Splendour In The Grass 2018 Ticket-Buying Guide

First thing you need to do is strategise which method you’re going to use to recover the target. There are three options this year:

1. Head to Moshtix online

2. Call Moshtix on 1300 GET TIX (438 849)

3. Or click the ‘Buy Tickets’ button on the Splendour In The Grass 2017 mobile app

If you choose the first option, step 1 is to MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL MOSHTIX ACCOUNT SET UP (very important time-saving measure) prior to tickets going on sale, as well as your login deets, credit card details, and the names and dates of birth for all of the soldiers in your unit (i.e. the people who are making you buy tickets for them because they’re too goddamn lazy).

NB: The names/DOBs are super important because Splendour requires both tickets AND IDs at the gate. This means anyone who tries to rock up with a ticket purchased under another person’s name will be sent packing.

Obviously also ensure you’ve enough dosh in your bank account to afford however many tickets it is you’re after (and remember, there’s a limit of 4 per person). So take a squiz at the prices now, just to double check:

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Payment can be made by Visa Checkout, Visa, Mastercard and PayPal only.

Also worth noting:

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Obviously set at least 5 alarms to make sure you wake up early enough to get yourself set up at a phone/laptop with a speedy connection before tix go on sale, and in the latter case keep calm and start refreshing the hell out of the Moshtix screen from about 5 minutes to 9.

And let this image sear into your retinas because you’re going to be seeing a lot of it tomorrow morning and you will need to be able to CONTROL YOUR ANGER AND FOCUS ON YOUR MISSION, PRIVATE!

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Patience is going to be key to success here. So arm yourself with all the info you need to buy tickets, get your trigger finger all limbered up and tell your boss/teacher/lecturer you’re not going to be coming in until you’ve made those tickets ya bitch.

Godspeed troops.

Now on our signal, unleash hell.

so it begins

Splendour In The Grass 2017 Lineup

THE XX
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
ROYAL BLOOD
HAIM
SIGUR RÓS
SCHOOLBOY Q (ONLY AUS SHOW)
VANCE JOY
TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB
PEKING DUK
RL GRIME
BONOBO
FATHER JOHN MISTY
TASH SULTANA
CATFISH AND THE BOTTLEMEN
PAUL KELLY
STORMZY
KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD
GEORGE EZRA
FUTURE ISLANDS (ONLY AUS SHOW)
BANKS
BERNARD FANNING
DUNE RATS
CUT COPY
ÁSGEIR
ALLDAY
MEG MAC
RAG’N’BONE MAN
THUNDAMENTALS
LIL YACHTY
SAN CISCO
CLIENT LIAISON
REAL ESTATE
DAN SULTAN
VALLIS ALPS
D.D DUMBO
MAGGIE ROGERS
TOVE LO
POND
THE SMITH STREET BAND
BIG SCARY
OH WONDER
A.B. ORIGINAL
DOPE LEMON
THE KITE STRING TANGLE
YOUNG FRANCO
JULIA JACKLIN
KINGSWOOD
AMY SHARK
LUCA BRASI
THE LEMON TWIGS
VERA BLUE
SLUMBERJACK
BAD//DREEMS
BAG RAIDERS
TOPAZ JONES
MIDDLE KIDS
OCEAN GROVE
CONFIDENCE MAN
BISHOP BRIGGS
LATE NITE TUFF GUY
JULIEN BAKER
KILTER
LANY
HOCKEY DAD
KIRIN J CALLINAN
AIRLING
COSMO’S MIDNIGHT
GRETTA RAY
MOONBASE
THE PEEP TEMPEL
TORNADO WALLACE
THE MURLOCS
MALLRAT
LUKE MILLION
THE WILSON PICKERS
ROMARE
JARROW
GOOD BOY
KUREN
ONEMAN
WINSTON SURFSHIRT
SET MO
HWLS
HARVEY SUTHERLAND AND BERMUDA
CC:DISCO!
ENSCHWAY
DJHMC
NITE FLEIT
ALICE IVY
WILLOW BEATS
WILLARIS. K
MOOKHI
SWINDAIL
DENA AMY
ANDY GARVEY
PLANÈTE
SAM WESTON
SUPER CRUEL
CHRISTOPHER PORT
LEWIS CANCUT
KINDER

Splendour In The Grass 2017

Visa Checkout pre-sale begins 9am AEST Wednesday, 5th April
Tickets on sale to general public 9am AEST Thursday, 6th April

Friday, 21st — Sunday, 23rd July
North Byron Parklands, Byron Bay
Tickets: Official Website

 

Splendour in the Grass 2017 | Full Line-Up Announce

 

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