Dogs. Is there anything they can’t do? No. No there is not.
In another victory for dogkind everywhere, a pooch has had a leading role in serving serial pest to humanity Justin Bieber lawsuit papers, with lawyer Scott Russo utilising the offer of some sweet puppy pats to trick the popstar.
TMZ reports that the Biebs was minding his own business at a beach in Laguna when the impressive bait-and-switch went down, bending down to get his gummy hands some dog-loving and copping the lawsuit papers in the face from Russo when he stood up.
The lawsuit is in regards to a Grammy-night party held by Meek Mill at Russo’s property earlier this year, that allegedly caused serious damage to his multi-million dollar pad. As Justin attended the party Russo is serving him papers for ‘tresspassing’ on his property.
Although forced to accept the papers it’s not very likely the case will come before the courts as Justin was invited to the party.
So next time you spot a puppy who is just chomping for some pats, think twi-. What am I saying? You pat that dog! You pat it REAL good. Fuck the consequences.
