We could spend time apologising for this story, but screw it. We’re just going to act like one of the participants in the photo below and dive right in.
Much of what we’ve seen from this year’s TomorrowWorld has been less like a music festival and more like scenes from a D-Grade Sharknado-style disaster movie, which would almost certainly be called The Day After TomorrowWorld.
Thousands of EDM-heads were left stranded overnight at the festival grounds, copping squats on the muddy roadside and sleeping on top of tables because organisers stopped allowing cars, buses and shuttles through to the designated pick up points in the apocalyptically wet conditions.
But despite all of the chaos, at least two punters managed to have themselves a goooooooood old time.
Now, depending upon your own personal views about the act of public rimming, the pair’s actions could be considered an inspiring example of two human adults making the best out of an unfortunate situation. But, mostly, it’s just pretty chat.
Now, photographic evidence has surfaced showing the pair engaging in a super-chill ass-eating sesh, smack bang in the middle of the estimated 190,000-strong TomorrowWorld crowd.
That’s right. An Instagram photo depicts, what is unmistakably, a pants-less woman voluntarily bent over while some dude enthusiastically tongue-punches her derrière.
With that in mind:
Avert your monitors and don’t say we didn’t warn you…………….
Apparently Molly hit someone a little too hard last weekend at @TomorrowWorld #Gross pic.twitter.com/8lUxkJ1G94
— DJ RYE (@djrye) September 30, 2015
I guess maybe it’s true what they say about EDM festivals attracting assholes?
#sorrynotsorry
