Lenny Kravitz’s set was crashed by a surprise guest in Stockholm, Sweden, after the guitarist’s pants suddenly ripped apart, unleashing Lenny Jr. upon the world.
Yes, Kravitz’s one-eyed wonder weasel successfully burst free from its leather cage after the Bluesfest 2014 bailer climactically squatted in the heat of his American Woman guitar solo.
Although we can safely assume that if Kravitz’s dick had been singing a song of its own as it barrelled into the Swedish spotlight for the impromptu cameo, it would likely have been “I want to get away, I want to fly awayyyy”
However, the sudden appearance of the guitarist’s other favourite instrument did little to faze Kravitz. Instead of ending the show, er, prematurely, he gracefully re-sheathed his tallywhacker, shimmied offstage for a change of pants and then returned to finish the job.
Relive Lenny Kravitz’s foray into cock rock via the assortment of videos and gifs below, but be warned, it is most definitely NSFW and people might think you’re a perv for watching it again and again to try and figure out whether OH MY GOD IS THAT A COCK RING?
UPDATE 05/08/15: Lenny Kravitz has responded to #penisgate, sharing a text message exchange which reportedly took place between him and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler. The message from Tyler reads, “Dude… No underwear and pierced… Fuck me… You never showed me that shit.” See the text, below.
https://twitter.com/dorseyshaw/status/628626556622086144
#penisgate pic.twitter.com/jEafrIXdBh
— Lenny Kravitz (@LennyKravitz) August 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/willemharvey/status/628677770235760640
Today I googled "Lenny Kravitz dick flopped out" as I do every Tuesday afternoon for the last 13 years and at long last got positive results
— Mike Wiebe * (@mikewiebe) August 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/matwhi/status/628664986504556544
