I’m sitting by myself at a friends house in Fitzroy listening to heaps of Hip Hop so I decided to be ultra lame and re-write RUN DMC’s ‘Run’s House’ for this week’s biz…
This Friday we’ve got ALBA VARDEN
tearing it up like a weed from a garden
Who’s house?
MUM’s house!
They’re from Melbourne
with a film clip featuring BABY BLUE BERGMAN
Who’s house?
MUM’s house!
Out the back catch HATTIE CARROLL, DISCO CLUB & NO ART
and you know you can party late cause the last band’s a 2am start
Who’s house?
MUM’s house!
Upstairs THE BENNISONS have a single release
overcrowding the room like kidneys of geese (that’s what patte is you cruel fuckers)
Who’s house?
MUM’s house!
With supports from ARTIFICIAL INTERNATIONAL and ATOM BOMBS
it’s going to be tight and slippery like condoms.
Who’s house?
MUM’s house!
Then we’ve got more DJ’s
than Ron Jeremy gets daily BJs
(Walkie Talkie, Cunninpants, Electro Rash DJs, Bennisons DJs, Jack Shit, Nude DJs, Cosmic Explorer, Animal Chin, Swim Team DJs)
Who’s house?
MUM’s house!
And for students you know it’s fucking cheap
so you’ve got no excuse not to be in this week
Who’s house?
MUM’s house!
And if you want to win tickets to MGMT
you need to get shot by our man doing photography
Who’s house?
MUM’s house!
Mum @ Worldbar every Friday Kings Cross
