Halloween season, for better or worse, is truly upon us and the endlessly spooky Marilyn Manson has now decided to up the spook level by releasing a dildo with his own face on it.
Taking to Instagram, Manson announced the new merchandise venture with the caption: “I guess this…Halloween. #dickortreat.” He also tagged Taylor Swift in the image for an unknown reason.
In case you were wondering, the dildo is 8″ long and 1.5″ in girth, is hypoallergenic and has a “sucker” base. Manson’s official website describes the dildo as “a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo” and comes with “a velvet double cross logo bag for easy and discreet storage.”
We hope your day is doing okay even with knowing this information. Happy Halloween.
