Toilet Picasso
What is it about festival portaloos that turns people into savages?! Maybe it’s the cocktail of sugary energy drinks and various meats on a stick that leads to so many scenes of explosive trauma. At any rate, there’s little excuse for leaving behind a mess reminiscent of Ewan McGregor’s ceramic adventures from Trainspotting in a plastic windowless chamber with no plumbing. Seriously uncool.